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Post by PoolBully on Mar 30, 2015 0:28:00 GMT -5
After reviewing the championship scenarios, I'm proud to say the PoolBully is in the money no matter what happens. I personally have two winning scenarios. Mrs. PoolBully has three winning scenarios. If we're not winning, one of the two of us in is in second in the other three. Lil Miss PoolBully has already locked down last (two years in a row - way to go, champ!). There's even one scenario where the Commish simply signs the full 64 U-Pick pot over to the PoolBully family.
Pissed off yet? Hell, I ain't even started. The PoolBully family also has life in the 64 lotto, the 16 U-Pick, the 16 Lotto, the Supergrid, and maybe even the NIT. We might actually be able to afford groceries in April!
Early lines are healthy - UK is 5.5 favorite over Wisky. Duke is favored by 5 over MSU. I am in the unenviable position of rooting against the B10. But, hell, I don't really even hate Duke much anymore (no one stays around long enough to hate) and Wisky can suck it. So go Sparty and/or evil empires!
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Post by Commish on Mar 30, 2015 8:13:20 GMT -5
Sparty or the Sparty spread are my only hopes for beans this year..* plus I like them on that side (I for one, still do not like Duke) and I TOTALLY HATE kentucky and would wish EVEN PURDUE to beat them. Plus, Sam Decker it s a baller. I don't like Wisky's coach but the lesser of 2 evils is always the route I take.
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Post by FederFatNBroke on Mar 30, 2015 12:06:40 GMT -5
name says it all. All I have to look forward to is a chancy supergrid square or two before I have to hit the hills to stay away from Kory's kneecappers lookin' for the money.
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Post by Sandrick on Mar 31, 2015 6:08:16 GMT -5
And I am happy that I only lost $11 with the absent-minded Gonzaga bluff - I hate having to cheer for Duke, but I am even more grateful that they didn't win by a point or two, presenting me with the usual double whammy.
But whatever - Kory helps make the tourney more enjoyable (in a BWs Spicy Garlic crappin' kind of way), so thank you for that, you ****** ******* **** ******!
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Post by Federgob on Mar 31, 2015 6:14:05 GMT -5
Oh, I forgot to mention. Eat it steveO
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Post by PoolBully on Mar 31, 2015 9:19:22 GMT -5
If it makes people feel any better, there are still scenarios where I still scratch off a $46 check to the commish when all is said and done.
Basically if you want to cheer for my demise, then cheer hard for Wisconsin. But then know you're cheering for Jones to clean up.
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Post by PoolBully on Apr 6, 2015 13:12:26 GMT -5
Final game update:
If Duke wins, Kory scratches me a check If Wisconsin wins, I scratch a check for Kory
This really, really, really hurts to say, but ... go duke.
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Post by EShawn NobGobbler on Apr 6, 2015 19:00:23 GMT -5
Mmmm, third if Bucky wins ... #GoCoachKSatchelDrag!
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